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Movies You Think You Want To Watch In 2009

Published: Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Updated: Monday, April 20, 2009 16:04

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Movies You Think You Want to Watch in 2009

Our film guru takes on the biggest assignment yet: the movie list of '09. (It's bigger than Mr. Manhattan himself.) Full story


Watchmen - March 6 - Everyone and their grandma wants to see this movie and I don’t blame them. From the director of 300 comes a movie that’s way better, look out for my full review.

Race to Witch MountainMarch 13 – Dwayne Johnson continues to play it safe with his movie career. Seriously, the man should be a star already but it’s movies like this that keep him down. From the director of The Game Plan comes a “reimagining” of the 1975 Disney film Escape to Witch Mountain. After the spirit-crushing Watchmen this is the movie people will use to pick themselves up.

DuplicityMarch 20 – Clive Owen and Julia Roberts star in director Tony Gilory’s second film (his first being Michael Clayton). The movie is a mix between romantic-comedy and a heist film. Early word says that the two leads are great together but it is Tom Wilkinson and Paul Giamatti who steal the show as rival CEOs.

I Love You, ManMarch 20 – Paul Rudd and Jason Segal step away from the Apatow name and make their own average rated R comedy. Comedic highlight is a small role by Jon Favreau.

KnowingMarch 20 – Alex Proyas is a director I want to like but after I, Robot and now this I can’t defend a man who has turned himself into a journeyman. Nicholas Cage stars in another end of the world thriller, I’m sure this movie will make its’ money back on DVD rentals.

Monsters vs. AliensMarch 27 – From DreamWorks Animation comes a kid’s movie that just looks okay. DreamWorks isn’t out to best Pixar, and looks as if all they want to do is entertain, one hopes the 3-D film can deliver. The film will also be shown in IMAX.

12 Rounds March 27 – Director Renny Harlin returns to what he does best; cheap action films. Starring professional wrestler John Cena as a cop in race against time to save his wife. This looks like the kind film I loved when I was eleven years old. I’m hoping this movie will the be the good kind of stupid.

AdventurelandApril 3 – From the director of Superbad comes a movie that’s nothing like it. Early reviews indicate we’ll be getting a Dazed and Confused for a new generation and not just another Waiting…

Fast & FuriousApril 3 – The original cast from the first film return for the fourth entry in the “cars that go fast” franchise. Shouldn’t have this been the first sequel instead of needless second and third films? Here’s to wishing John Ortiz has fun with his role as the bad guy.

Dragonball EvolutionApril 8 – Holy crap this looks like crap! This doesn’t even look like the “so bad it’s good” kind of entertaining. The only good that can come out of this is that the movie will teach fans how lame they are for liking such a stupid franchise.

Observe and ReportApril 10 – Easily one of my most anticipated movies of the year. Director Jody Hill is making a name for himself in the “pitch black dark comedy” genre. Seth Rogen stars as a mall cop on the trail of a flasher. Michael Pena looks amazing as Rogen’s partner.

Crank: High VoltageApril 17 – Sequel to the 2006 action film. I think you already know whether you’re watching this movie or not. I wasn’t fan of the first film but High Voltage looks so wild and insane which is what the sequel needs to be. Apparently shot on a $12 million dollar budget the filmmakers make no effort to hide the cheapness. Tasteless, cheap, nasty, excessive, foul-mouthed but looks like a helluva fun time at the theatres.

The SoloistApril 24 – Robert Downey Jr. and Jamie Foxx star in this drama about a LA Times columnist who discovers a homeless violinist. Looks like the run-of-the-mill type movie that everyone will enjoy. I have absolutely no desire to see this.

The InformersApril 24 – Based on the book by Bret Easton Ellis (yes, the same guy who wrote American Psycho). The film features an ensemble cast that includes Billy Bob Thornton, Winona Ryder, Kim Basinger, and Mickey Rourke. If you ever needed a movie to tell you the 80s sucked this is it.

X-Men Origins: WolverineMay 1– Here it is, the start of the summer blockbuster. Hugh Jackman returns as everyones’ favorite X-man. Fans of the character have been waiting their whole lives for a movie like this. The only guarantee is that the movie will be least embarrassing installment of the X-men franchise.

Star TrekMay 8 – JJ Abrams does his take on the defunct Sci-Fi franchise. I’m sure fans will appreciate the effort but will audiences make this movie a hit? When viewing the trailer all I get is Lost in Space flashbacks and that movie had Gary Oldman.

Angels & DemonsMay 15 – Ron Howard and Tom Hanks return on the quest to make more money. Based on the novel by Dan Brown, only morons will think this movie is worth an inkling of importance. I’m just wondering if any one will take Tom Hanks parachuting seriously.

Terminator: SalvationMay 22 – At first I thought, “do we need another terminator movie?” Then I realized when I was a kid, isn’t this exactly the kind of movie I wanted out of the terminator franchise? (Wouldn’t it be cool if that beginning scene from Terminator 2 was a whole movie?) I think this will be the movie of the summer; it’s going to surprise everyone. Even though we all love Christian Bale, it’ll be the performance by Sam Worthington that we’ll remember. 

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11 comments

Your name
Mon Jun 1 2009 20:49
u r a hater. y write about a bunch of movies you don't even care about. n for the record star trek is a hit among fans and people like me who've never seen it before.
SB
Mon Apr 13 2009 23:50
No, that's just Rudy.
Andrea
Fri Apr 10 2009 19:19
You started out so positive, and sadly... about a movie that was found... lacking.
Then you just seem to go off and list all the movies you DONT want to see, and talk about how horrible they all are. Sad really.
Nathan
Thu Apr 2 2009 16:47
Actually Alyssa, the only Harry Potter movies I like at all are any but 1 and 2.
Your name
Mon Mar 30 2009 14:30
Aww, you didn't mention "9" at all in this list! That movie is going to rock!
alyssa
Fri Mar 27 2009 14:44
i can't wait for where the wild things are. i'm predicting that'll be my movie of the year. harry potter will have a killer score and lack in the actual movie department. it's been that way since film 3.
cierastark
Thu Mar 26 2009 13:32
i agree with Debra de Rodriguez how can you not want to see a Robert Downey Jr movie!?!?!!? and i also can't wait for the new Sherlock Holmes movie ^_^
alex
Wed Mar 25 2009 23:16
damn dude you hate a lot, u must hate movies
Debra de Rodriguez
Tue Mar 24 2009 22:00
How anyone could not be excited about any movie starring Robert Downey Jr ., is a mystery to me., Has the man ever been less than mesmerizing in anything he has done? Even in movies that were not the greatest, he's always the best thing. Oh well... can't please everybody, I guess. Me, I can't wait for The Soloist, and even more... the new Sherlock Holmes!
Peter
Tue Mar 24 2009 21:32
you forgot Bruno
Chris G.
Tue Mar 24 2009 20:38
James Cameron's Avatar will be the best film of the year, you compared it to Beowulf, and thats an unust comparison in my opinion. Beowulf was 100% CGI, the humans, everything, done via motion capture. Avatar will only use CGI for aliens and impossible environments, its using real actors for humans, and real sets(reportedly HUGE in size) for feasible environments. The alien characters are created via a very advanced form of performance(aka motion) capture thats been developed for this film, and hasn't been seen in a film before, its much more realistic than any previous form of motion capture. Its a film Cameron has wanted to make for more than 10 years, it ended principle photography and entered full post production in February 2008, since then, movies like Terminator and Transformers have each gone through their entire production. Avatar is going to be a hell of a film, and its starring up and coming Australian actor Sam Worthington, co-star of Terminator Salvation.






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